Baywatch

"Hollywood sure is making a habit of learning the wrong lessons from its successes. Nobody wants all these shared universes, even if the Marvel one rules. And nobody wanted another R-rated take on a cult TV show - sure, 21 Jump Street was sweet, but CHiPs sure wasn't."

"The idea of lifeguards playing detective is so fundamentally ridiculous that making fun of it never gets old."

"Stupidly entertaining...for a while."

"The generous - radical? - thing about Hollywood's version of the tush-ogling '90s TV phenomenon is that, pretty quickly, it makes you feel in on the joke."

"If you enjoy the "21 Jump Street" or "Ride Along" franchises, you won't have too bad a time."

"A lazy farrago of gross-out set ups tenuously linked by some tired rubbish about drug gangs and corruption in city hall."

"The Rock is fun to watch, for a while at least. The rest is one big fat wallow in instant stupid."

"Not only owns its dumbness, but hurtles itself all the way back around through a flurry of genitalia jokes and F-bombs to splash unapologetically in an R-rated surf of winking postmodernism."

"A character acknowledging that the proceedings resemble an "entertaining but far-fetched TV show" isn't enough to make Baywatch anything more than the cynical cash grab that it is."