Scream 3

"Logic, motivation, suspense - anything that might make the film frightening or resonant - is buried under Dolby blams, medulla-shaming dialogue, and a rain of overdubbed hunting-knife schwings that grate like a 3 a.m. car alarm."

"Scream 3 is a crafty and well-crafted wrap-up that really does bring a satisfying sense of closure to the franchise."

"An unending string of bloopers, starring nubile, buxom and possibly anorexic stars."

"Funny and brisk."

"If Scream was like a funny joke, Scream 2 was like somebody telling you, 'here's how I heard that joke,' and Scream 3 is like somebody who won't believe you've already heard it."

"The only thing the movie kills with any decisiveness is your time."

"Still satisfying comedic shlock horror, but the premise is starting to wear a bit thin as the trilogy draws to a close."