Two and a Half Men: Season 7

TV-14

2009

Created by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
22 episodes
Comedy

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his... More

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

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Where to watch Two and a Half Men: Season 7

Two and a Half Men: Season 7 is available to... More stream in Australia now on Google TV and Prime Video and Foxtel and Binge and 10 Play.

Two and a Half Men: Season 7 episodes

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Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and... More with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.

Whipped Unto the Third Generation

When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa,... More move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.

Mmm, Fish. Yum.

Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as... More well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.

Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix... More the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.

For the Sake of the Child

Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and... More Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.

Give Me Your Thumb

Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is... More not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.

Untainted by Filth

Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next... More to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.

Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college... More roommate to stay at the house.

Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with... More the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.

That's Why They Call It Ball Room

Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding,... More when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances.

Warning, It's Dirty

Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, while... More Celeste is away for Christmas.

Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love... More songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.

Yay, No Polyps!

Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid... More going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.

Crude and Uncalled For (1)

Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his... More arrest for a bar fight.

Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2)

Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy... More comes between them.

Tinkle Like a Princess

Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new... More wife, but she's not Chelsea.

I Found Your Moustache

Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.

Ixnay on the Oggie Day

Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while... More Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.

Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new... More friend and the hotness of his mother.

I Called Him Magoo

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with... More his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"

Gumby with a Pokey

Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while... More Alan and Jake are on a road trip.

This Is Not Gonna End Well

Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday... More party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.