Two and a Half Men: Season 9

TV-14
2011
Poster for Two and a Half Men: Season 9

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his... More

Where to watch Two and a Half Men: Season 9

Two and a Half Men: Season 9 is available to... More stream in Australia now on Google TV and Prime Video and Foxtel and Binge and 10 Play.

Two and a Half Men: Season 9 episodes

Episode 9.1

Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.

Episode 9.2

People Who Love Peepholes

Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.

Episode 9.3

Big Girls Don't Throw Food

Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake... More decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.

Episode 9.4

Nine Magic Fingers

Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an... More opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.

EPISODE 9.5

A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden... More tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.

EPISODE 9.6

The Squat and the Hover

Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression... More when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

EPISODE 9.7

Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has... More a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.

EPISODE 9.8

Thank You for the Intercourse

When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly... More emotional.

EPISODE 9.9

Frodo's Headshots

Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with... More a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.

EPISODE 9.10

A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither... More of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.

EPISODE 9.11

What a Lovely Landing Strip

Walden is trying his best to impress his new love... More interest when Bridget reappears in his life.

EPISODE 9.12

One False Move, Zimbabwe!

Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even... More as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.

EPISODE 9.13

Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

Walden’s ex-wife and mother try to take control of his... More company, so he turns to Alan for help.

EPISODE 9.14

A Possum on Chemo

Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and... More shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.

EPISODE 9.15

The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of... More Berta's special brownies.

EPISODE 9.16

Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps... More Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.

EPISODE 9.17

Not in My Mouth!

Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death... More experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.

EPISODE 9.18

The War Against Gingivitis

Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking... More to make peace.

EPISODE 9.19

Palmdale, Ech

Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get... More a ride from Walden to a party.

EPISODE 9.20

Grandma's Pie

Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going... More into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.

EPISODE 9.21

Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'

Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come... More to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey

EPISODE 9.22

Why We Gave Up Women

Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers... More a minor heart attack.

EPISODE 9.23

The Straw in My Donut Hole

Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from... More the hospital, but Zoey isn’t so sure it’s deserved.

EPISODE 9.24

Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.

Two and a Half Men: Season 9 | Details

Rating
TV-14,
Genre
Comedy
Country of origin
USA